The Drop Dead Knockout Punch was Miley Cyrus!! Spiky Blonde hair with jet black roots? I think she’s a natural blonde, now that’s Punk with a PUNCH! And she is well known for hard partying so that dress that could not ever LIE was showing a rockin’body to God Save The Queen and Die Over! Of course there was a whole lot of silliness like Anna the Hostess wearing something totally more Liberty of London! (Above: Miley Cyrus)

Katy Perry looked a tad bit heavier, maybe even a little matronly, was I the one and only who noticed and if that dressy outfit wasn’t made from old Papal vestments, I will sell you cheap, my prized Vivienne Westwood Diamanté Vagina T-Shirt. (Above: Katy Perry, D&G)

Only Donatella’s bloodless daughter, Emma Watson and Miranda Kerr looked completely sugar-free!!! Have I said enough about MILEY CYRUS? I am officially besotted by her casual wide-eyed, young forever! young sexiness?  (Above: Miranda Kerr)

Sure the exhibit borrowed a little from the wonderful BRITISH INVASION Gala a few years ago, but surprisingly, included some real raw power and didn’t even stop short until a filthy dirty graffiti messed up community Loo, was installed in the MET for God’s sake!!!!! (Above: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley)

I thought Kim and Kayne looked SO IN LOVE —–!! Maybe … NOT! Pretty much too much has been said about Kim’s outfit! She sure does”stir it up!” (Above: Kim Kardashian, Kayne West)

Beyonce whoa! What a BIG Appetite for adulation –looked ah, I guess, good, although I have a vintage Versace scarf in the same print, posing for hours, closing down the red carpet. Someone needs to tell her Faster is better! (Above: Beyonce Knowles)

Oh No! … All of a sudden who shows up and never NEVER, ever gonna go away! MAD mad MAD DONA! (Above: Madonna)

That’s when It officially became a circus of upstaging and yep Damn if Madge didn’t WIN. She fucking Won? Won. (Above: Debbie Harry, Blondie)

It may just be, that all the A-listers are now sorry ass and needy as they fight TIME and reality tv celebs and their wacky stylists and the “I could give a fuckers !” are all shiny and brand new. (Above: Stella McCartney, Cameron Diaz)

Referring to the aloof one… We could have used a little bit of Rihanna, Alexander McQueen is always going to be missed also but let’s be Real, there is Nothing like the Met Gala Red Carpet, nothing even remotely as diabolically mesmerizing, fascinating and fiercely – FASHIONABLE!!!

Above: Met Breakfast – Andrew Bolton, Lauren Santo Domingo, Anna Wintour.

Here’s our TOP 5 Looks.

#1. MILEY CYRUS! – THIS IS HOW YOU ROCK PUNK.

#2. CARA DELEVINGNE - SEXY GOES A LONG WAY WITH PUNK – CAN YOU SAY MEOW!?!

#3. ROONEY MARA – #1 ON ANY OTHER NIGHT.

#4. ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY – GORGEOUS.

#5. JULIANNE HOUGH – THE HAIR ALONE WOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT THE EYES WERE ON FIRE!

HONORABLE MENTION………… J-LO – STILL GOT IT!

Below:  Uma Thurman and Zac Posen share a fashion moment!

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