By now, we’re all aware of Megan Fox’s thing-she looks all hot (sometimes with her tongue out) and says whatever sexually charged thing pops into her head.We approve. So let’s see what kind of new material she’s come up for the Transformers sequel after her “I was in love with a stripper” routine from the first giant-robot movie. First, there’s Esquire (www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video) , which is easy pickings for Fox. Throw some lingerie on the girl and send some male reporter to fawn over her eating a plate of barbecue, just don’t expect her to use any fancy words…

“I know I’m seen as a sex object. I’m just really confident sexually and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on,” she says. “But I have no idea how to handle it. I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson-who I have nothing against-but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every SAT word I’ve ever learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard-but I do. And part of it is my own fault.”

That’s right, Megan doesn’t need any big words besides bisexual.”I have no question in my mind about being bisexual,” she goes on in Esquire. “But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”Megan sleeping with a full-on, clean lesbian; she sure knows how to paint an image, this one. On the lady-mag front, Megan tones down her shtick for Elle so as not to threaten any readers not impressed by a hot girl talking about sex. But it seems like no matter how fancy of a dress you put the bisexual action starlet in, there’s no hiding the sex. Megan’s lady interview is more about how mature she is compared to boys. Like how she believes she’s a better 22-year-old than R.Pattz or Zefro

“Robert Pattinson and Zac-they’re just too pretty with the big hair and the suits. And Rob is, what, 22? Zac is 21? That’s a joke. Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.” As she further explains: “I’ve lived the life of a 35-year-old since I was 18. I’m so suspicious of boys-slash-men. I just don’t like them or trust them.” Pretty shocking stuff. Boys her age just can’t handle the woman she is and all the deep conversations about being super hot!

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