Carmelo Anthony is too Matchy Matchy! Melo has skills on the court but off the court he’s always in severe violation. This is what happens when friends allow friends to MATCH. Mello looks like a very trendy TSA agent or an Elite UPS man. And don’t get us started on that shitty paisley tie! Who the hell rocks paisley patterns in 2011 that’s under the age of 70?  Mello here is some advice…if you look like a bag of Reese’s pieces it’s time to go back home and change. EPIC FAIL. Lala come get your husband! UGGGH!

Those Jeans are not RIGHT Dwight! Embellished Jeans Dwight? Really? Someone either went Bedazzler happy or Dwight’s Jeans have an outbreak near the pocket area (and we really don’t want to see what’s going on in the back). Rule to live by: If you need “True Religion” go to Church not Bloomingdales.

Lenny needs some structure! Lenny we have one word for this look. DUSTY! Lenny looks like he needs a bath, some deodorant, an Iron and some shoe polish and in that order. NO!

Nick Can-NOT get away with this! Mariah Carey kind of scary? Nothing is as scary as that shirt, that tie, the vest and those shoes!  Nick this is not the Kid Choice awards but you should be slimmed (stabbed and shot) for even thinking you could carry this Lawn Jockey slash Mr. Bojangles 2011 look to the end. Where is Mariah when you need her? Mimi come get your boy!

Chris Paul’s Sunday BEST. Chris needs to take a risk or two when it comes to his personal style. Chris looks like he’s about to break into a choir solo of Silver and Gold with his church “FIT” fresh from the cleaners. Everything about this suit is TIRED and the FBI non descript shades don’t help matters any.One should never want to be mistaken for security during ALL STAR WEEKEND. Sorry Chris aint enough Lime here for you to shine here.  FAIL!

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