When Over-Seas Boy Bands Attack!

April 29th, 2010 by HFL Staff received Comments Off

With all the problems that everyday Americans have to deal with these days one thing we felt we were free of was the scourge of BOY BANDS. Since the 90′s faded away all the public had to endure was the occasional random boy band reunion here and there. But our European pals have not gotten the memo on the virtual elimination of annoying boy band. With that said let’s me introduce you to JLS. JLS (an initialism of Jack the Lad Swing) are a British boy band, who were runners-up in the fifth series of The X Factor in 2008, coming second to Alexandra Burke.

The group consists of Aston Merrygold, Marvin Humes, Jonathan “JB” Gill, and Oritsé Williams.  While editing photos for you style addicts I came across some rather unfortunate images.  These lads stood out even by LA’s standards with their coordinated Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirts.  Here’s a collection of images that should remind  all of you why we did away with boy band if for no other reason for the eye sores they created with their piss poor fashion choices.

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Nothing says serious workout MORE than a canary yellow sweat suit and brand new metallic sneakers.  Feel the burn!

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No comment. LOL

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Marvin’s flip flops and basketball short don’t work in America (or anywhere for that matter). Scoop neck effeminate shirt? Check! Bracelet? Check! Designer sneakers? Check! The only things he’s missing with this look are his IT BAG and bra! SMH….FAIL!

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Jonathan “JB” Gillgot has the ALL BLACK EVERYTHING part down but something about this look screams overzealous stylist with way too much time on their hands. This look is as inorganic as you can get (even by LA’s standards)  EPIC FAIL!

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